Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
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Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
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Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
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So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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