Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
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She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
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Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
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