Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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