guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
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I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
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I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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