he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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