Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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