Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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