I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
Randomize