your thong is hanging out like whoa
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
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I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
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HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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