Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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