worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
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I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
This show inspires me to have sex in space
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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