Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
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according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
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My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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