bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
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