So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
you never un-have a 4some
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
