It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
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when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
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I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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