Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
i dont even know how to be here
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
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Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
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the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
did you just send me my own nude
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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