on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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