She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
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halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
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Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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