it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
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You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
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I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
True college students do jello shots in the library
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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