what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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