why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
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FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
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There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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