She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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