just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
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Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
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Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
My vagina just clenched in fear
My life is pants optional.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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