Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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