doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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