How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
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I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
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we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
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