She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
she looked like the before picture.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
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