they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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