We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
where am i from again
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
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I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
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I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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