I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
Randomize
