I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
what day is it and did you see me today?
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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