Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
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today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
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Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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