If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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