508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
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i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
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Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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