just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
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its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
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I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent