morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
im on a boat
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