I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
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it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
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This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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