Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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