how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
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Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
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I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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