I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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