I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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