IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
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I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
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You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
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