just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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