I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
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bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
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Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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