I wish I only lived at night.
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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