Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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