My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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