That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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