I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I can tuck mytits in my pants
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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