you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
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check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
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Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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