clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
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I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
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Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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