we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
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just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
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Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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