Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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