yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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